FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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