It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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