i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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