the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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