I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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