Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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