You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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