Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed