I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.