Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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