When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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