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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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