is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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