we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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