I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
