You can't motorboat a personality
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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