PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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