i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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