i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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