His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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