I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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