I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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