this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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