His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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