She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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