I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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