Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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