SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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