Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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