what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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