By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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