You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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