haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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