You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dick very happy bro
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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