My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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