at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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