I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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