I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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