Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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