is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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