oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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