did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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