During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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