the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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