We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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