she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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