I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
