Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
