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say what?
wanna hang out?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Randomize
