chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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