at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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