Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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