where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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