there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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