At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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