that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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