He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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