So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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